nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

whenever my phone falls on my face i just know it’s God telling me “get off your phone and go do something productive, fatass”

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

reallylameblog:

unclefather:

Is vampire weekend more than one person

There are literally no people in vampire weekend. All frogs

qjtarantino:

he cried over his own movie

qjtarantino:

he cried over his own movie

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

hi my name is yarely. i’m 20. i love tom hanks, vampire weekend and quesadillas.